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*Me dying from pain*

Doctor: So, how bad is the pain?

Me (in my head): Well, it really hurts right now. But it didn't hurt that much last week. Although bloody hell, it hurts now. But when I'm crumpled in a ball, it feels much better. Sure, when I stand up then the pain is blinding and agonizing, but I could just not do that. After all, I don't want him to think I'm making it up. I mean, it really, really hurts, but do I actually need strong pain pills?

Me (out loud): It doesn't hurt that much.

Doctor: Take two paracetamol every four hours. You'll be fine.

 

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At least you guys feel pain in a normal-human-type manner.   I hate the question "How bad is the pain?" because I don't know how to answer it.  I once spent 3 days thinking I had a progressively worsening UTI, when in fact I came very close to death because my intestines had ruptured.  

 

Which is great because it makes me sound like a hypochondriac.  I have to focus my attention on things like "DOES this hurt?" ... which makes me sound like an old woman.  Oh.  Wait... 


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I shall admit this to strangers on the internet.

 

I lied once about how bad some pain was. Simply to get a bigger compensation cheque. 

 

there. I fucking lied. 

 

 

It was pretty painful, but not crippling. Doctor gave me some intense painkillers (srsly, these things were awesome) and I got better, got my money, and gave a big fuck you to the system.

 

 

And now i suffer from back pain. 


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I may have skipped my last dose of over the counter pain killers just to make sure that I can actually demonstrate the full range of this pain. I just really want him to tell me to take the rest of the week off.



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So.

 

You know how, a few months ago, I'd rant and rave about my bitch co-worker, and how she was useless etc, etc?

 

her replacement is worse. In a completely different way.

 

 

We were told all throughout the month before he started "he's REALLY good at this sort of stuff. He understands it, he's used the system before, it's what he does, he'll come in, hit the ground running, and get on with the work".

 

Mother fucker can't even use a spreadsheet. I've been fucking lied to. 

 

Oh, and who has to pick up his slack?

 

 

Yup. 


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Well if he seems in any way slightly better then the last person have someone nudge him to any basic documentation and see if he can run with it. He could have just fudged a little on his resume.



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a little? :P

 

I swear, computer illiteracy is still rampant in this day and age.. for people our age.  It really does bother me.


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Well if he seems in any way slightly better then the last person have someone nudge him to any basic documentation and see if he can run with it. He could have just fudged a little on his resume.

 

Fudged a little? the guy sold himself as a guy who could do Accounts Payable. 

 

The guy CANT do accounts payable. 

 

I can. And I've been fucking lumped with it. While I have to do payroll. and AR. Oh, and accounts. 

 

OH! and train the fucking cunt

 

 

 

I hate my life right now. I'm not gonna lie. 


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Can't you complain to management for something?

 

have him supervised so they can see him not been able to do what he's meant to be doing?

 

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Welp. I've found another customer to giggle over and stare at whenever he comes up to my work.

 

He's all tattooed and shiz, and he's just interesting to look at, I want to see all his tattoos and touch them.


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You guys and all those interesting events at work :(

 

Makes me jealous.


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Can you at least take a day off if the sun ever is out because it blinds you?

 

I wish.

 

Oh, soon enough it'll be tornadoes instead of a quarter inch of snow.

 

Actually, snow is scarier than tornadoes for people down here I think.

 

Snow isn't as scary as other drivers in snow are.


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Amused: this is the second time in 3 days ny account at work has been locked because mangment keeps forgetting to update IT with my contract extension.

I shall commence relaxing for 30min on hold
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Feeling pretty damn good right about now.

 

I'm working out hard again, eating right, and not drinking as much

 

But above all else I am really feeling the friendship, solid bond, and the fun in my marriage again and I know she is too. Its fucking awesome!


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That's fantastic, Norman. :D

Sooooo many anxiety attacks. DH will be home for a visit in less than a week.

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Got some free networking gear from Meraki to play with and it is amazing. It's point and click easy for configuration but powerful enough to support the needs of a growing business. I feel like a kid in a candy shop right now getting to play with all this stuff :)


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Fudged a little? the guy sold himself as a guy who could do Accounts Payable. 

 

The guy CANT do accounts payable. 

 

I can. And I've been fucking lumped with it. While I have to do payroll. and AR. Oh, and accounts. 

 

OH! and train the fucking cunt

 

 

 

I hate my life right now. I'm not gonna lie. 

 

 

Alright that I can understand. Forget my comment above I just thought he shoveled a little shit. That sounds like a full wheelbarrow of it. Feed him to the wolves if you get the chance.



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Lamentation: took that "last call" at work. I have a lengthy payroll investigation now to see how the manager has fucked up the roster, where the payroll system has thrown it's hands up in the air after 5 adjustments, and how to untangle it all to make a smiling nurse.

I also missed my bus because of said call. Tomorrow is going to be awesome

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Got some free networking gear from Meraki to play with and it is amazing. It's point and click easy for configuration but powerful enough to support the needs of a growing business. I feel like a kid in a candy shop right now getting to play with all this stuff :)

And I just get to go to school and play with boring Cisco 3560s :(


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