*Me dying from pain*
Doctor: So, how bad is the pain?
Me (in my head): Well, it really hurts right now. But it didn't hurt that much last week. Although bloody hell, it hurts now. But when I'm crumpled in a ball, it feels much better. Sure, when I stand up then the pain is blinding and agonizing, but I could just not do that. After all, I don't want him to think I'm making it up. I mean, it really, really hurts, but do I actually need strong pain pills?
Me (out loud): It doesn't hurt that much.
Doctor: Take two paracetamol every four hours. You'll be fine.
Please dont put words in my mouth